i got an apple pie candle. i highly recommend them. so when you're all full on frozen pizzas, you can light an apple pie candle instead of cramming yourself fuller with strawberry ice cream. just light up a pie candle and inhale the calories.
it doesn't work if you're actually hungry though, cuz then you'll actually want to eat apple pie.
but anyway, that's my new diet craze. inhale your food. literally.
can't you see it now?
steak candles... mmmmm.......
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so can you eat the candle then? that makes the most sense to me. oh and thanks for blogging. i missed it. i guess this means we gotta play some nonstop pool, or what have you. yay! as soon as i get the energy. i havent blogged in 10 days but im not as bad as you.
Woh, two blogs! That's amazing!
I thought that's a good idea... until I read that it doesnt work when you are hungary. Come on, you should be able to smell the pie enough that you dont want it and thus arent hungary and now you lose weight and dont get calories or cholesterol. When that comes out, I wont believe it. :)
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