home again home again...

isn't that a nursery rhyme? i thought it was... someone tell me the rest of it.

anyway, i'm back in mendota for the weekend so that we could see josh's lil sister's basketball game. she's apparently a superstar. also, we finally FINALLY got the check for the (ford) probe and we needed his dad's signature on the check. i had to put (ford) so that ppl wouldn't think dirty thoughts. sick people. sometimes i tell ppl about our probe and i forget that they don't know that ford ever made probes and so they look at me wierd and back away slowly.

well, i gotta go.

quick! renaissance me!

my school's fall festival is nov. 4 and i'm supposed to be all renaissancy. that's like a LOT of work, since the stupid renaissance women had to wear such dumb fancy clothing. why couldn't they have worn jeans and a hoodie? maybe 500 years from now they'll have fall festivals where you dress from the 21st century. and everyone will shed their form-fitting space suits (they'll be living on mars by then) for the good ol' jeansandhoodie look. they would be so lucky.

but not me.

oh, and since this is soo much work, of course, i've done nothing on it, even though i've known for over a month.

anyone wanna loan me a dress like this? please?

smells fattening...

i got an apple pie candle. i highly recommend them. so when you're all full on frozen pizzas, you can light an apple pie candle instead of cramming yourself fuller with strawberry ice cream. just light up a pie candle and inhale the calories.

it doesn't work if you're actually hungry though, cuz then you'll actually want to eat apple pie.

but anyway, that's my new diet craze. inhale your food. literally.

can't you see it now?

steak candles... mmmmm.......

i win

i have to be the most horrible blogger ever. worse than those who blog every little movement they make... i am the blogger who forgets she has a blog. but that was because i didn't have a desktop, but rather a laptop that i had to take the time to set up everytime i wanted to use it. i also had dialup (read "slow, frustrating, not-worth-my-time"). I also had only 45 outgoing local calls a month, and every dial up was a local call. did i mention that i work 10 hr days? with three year olds? and finally.. to end the justification and cast some of this blame off me... josh was rebuilding a computer in the office so i didn' teven have a desk or a chair to sit in while on the computer. there were computer parts everywhere. it wasn't good.

well, i still work 10 hr days, and still work with three year olds, but! we have unlimited local calls now. and josh finished the computer, so i have a desk in an office with a chair that has a cushion! and this new computer is superfast, so even dialup isn't that frustrating. and i definately don't have to set up the desktop everytime i wanna use it.

so hopefully all that means that i'll be online more often now.

as for the immediate, it's almost 1am and my husband is missing me, so i'm done writing for now except to say that...

i'm not pregnant.