Post-Partum Praises

1. I can bend over and breathe at the same time.
2. My bladder now has a capacity larger than a dixie cup.
3. I can eat a full meal WITH tomato sauce and not have to wash it down with a handful of Tums.
4. I get a whole new wardrobe! (I was so sick of maternity clothes; especially since towards the end there, I could only fit into maybe two outfits.)
   
5. I can lean over the dinner plate!
6. I have a lap. (Olivia appreciate this most, I'm sure. She used to just slide right off!)
7. Laying on my stomach never felt so good!